Monday, October 7, 2013

Six days in New York



We arrived in NY on September 11. Here, just like Washington, D.C., there was no noticeable drama on the street because of the date. We stayed two nights at a friend’s place in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and then moved to Roosevelt Island to spend four nights in an AirBnB place, hosted by a gay couple. Roosevelt island is a quiet oasis between Manhattan and Queens, just one subway stop or a cable car ride from Manhattan.


We bought NY Passes which grants access to dozens of commercial attractions plus discounts on some more items as well as a very useful pocket size guide book. Having paid 150 € makes you want to make the most of the card, so we tried to pack a lot in those six days, still leaving room for relaxation and improvisation. I think it's also psychologically less stressful to use the card at the cash register instead of always paying. There are several other passes on the market such as Citypass (which we had months ago in Toronto).

We made a plan for 4 of the 6 days and  followed it with some improvisation.

We also bought weekly passes for the public transport. Subway is the only right way to move between places in New York. It's fast and safe, if not clean (rats on the stations) nor comfortable. You see the locals in their natural habitat. Sometimes you get to enjoy artistic acts of varied quality on board the trains. A really cool act was couple of guys doing break-dance and acrobatics to loud music.

Below is our actual visit history with my totally subjective ratings on Angry Birds scale (1 to 3 stars, *** being awesome) I have only rated places where you need to pay to get in.

Day one 

Top of the Rock (**) is a scenic view from the roof of the Rockefeller Center. It's a more quiet alternative to Empire State Building and the views are great. Afterwards, we had a tour in NBC studios (*) since it's in the same building, not that we were familiar with the Saturday Night Show that seemed to be the main focus of the tour. At night we went out drinking in Brooklyn.

Central Park from Top of the Rock. The weather was not ideal.

Brooklynites standing in line for discount tattoos at 1 am on the Friday, 13th


Day two

We took a lengthy subway ride to northern Manhattan to see The Cloisters Museum and Gardens (***). This is a huge collection of medieval European artifacts plus there was an awesome audio installation with 40 speakers representing a huge choir. I can very much recommend the place and the installation which is there until Deceber 8, 2013.

The next stop was Museum of Modern Art (**), which we had to run through due to our next appointment with our AirBnB hosts. I was not very impressed by MoMa, but the design section was pretty cool. There was a school desk that can stand half a ton of concrete falling on it, while being made of simple steel and board. On the other end of the wow-scale there was pee and poo with other body fluids on display.

Day three

More of the emperor's new clothes type of "art" experience at Solomon R. Guggenheim (**) museum. After waiting in line for 45 minutes, the "installation" of a rectangle on the wall in a dark room was utterly disappointing. I liked the works of Picasso, though.

Guggenheim is located in a nice, posh neighborhood of Upper East Side

Our passes entitled us for a 3-hour bike rental near Central Park. The bikes of Central Park Bike Tours and Rentals (**) were not of great quality but the park itself is a very refreshing place. There are performances to enjoy, boats to rent and even a zoo and a lake. I think it's a great idea to have a huge park in the heart of a busy city. Be advised, there's only one direction to cycle, which means you can't turn back.


In the evening we ventured to Little Italy where there was a huge festival going on, San Gerrano I think. We had dinner in next-door Chinatown in a popular place Joe's Shanghai which was recommended by the travel book Lonely Planet. Woody Allen was dining in the next table but people pretended to be cool about it.

Huge crowds at the festival in Little Italy.

Day four

It's Sunday and we went to Brooklyn Tabernackle to hear some gospel singing. It's a huge, theater-like church with floor and balcony levels and thousands of seats, silver screen for lyrics and bible verses (and to show the minister) and podcasting capability. Something like 80% of churchgoers were black. After a lot of singing, standing and hands in the air by some, came the bible-thumping part. Some people started to leave after an apparent overdose of Jesus. I'm pretty much an agnostic but I take religious ceremonies as an experience. Shaking hands with and giving hugs to thy neighbour is an interesting community-bonding ritual that I've never witnessed in Lutheran churches in Europe.

Next thing was a ride with New York Water Taxi (**) from Brooklyn to Battery Park, pretty much a transport from a to b, no great adventure there. The havoc wreaked by Hurricane Sandy in the Battery Park had not yet been all fixed. We walked to 9-11 Memorial (***). It's very impressive although not completely finished. The new World Trade Center buildings around the Ground Zero were also just being finished.


Around the two waterfalls, which show the outline of the collapsed buildings, the names of the 3003 victims of both the 1993 and 2001 attacks are carved in stone.


Day five

We got up early to catch a walking tour on Wall Street (**). Our tour guide was a former banker, now trading part time on her on behalf. I think the tour would have benefited from audio equipment as it was hard to hear the lady in the outside, even in our small group of eight people. (Or maybe I need a hearing aid.)


Next we went to 9-11 Tribute Center (***), where you see some of the artifacts, recordings and stories of the attacks. I bought one of my few souvenirs: the 9-11 Commission Report as a comic book! After a healthy lunch at Burger King we took the subway to Pier 83 and took a fun 30 min speedboat ride on The Beast (***) by Circle Line Sightseeing Cruises.

The new WTC tower is 1776 feet tall in honor of year of the independence.

Statue of Liberty, pictured from the speedboat. We did not go on the island or into the statue itself as it's not part of the NY Pass attractions.

After speedboating we split up to see different things. (After spending so much time together during the last months, having just a few hours "holiday" is a healthy thing and good for the relationship.) I made an unplanned quick-visit to Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum (**), featuring a cold war era submarine, carrier, Concorde, lots of military aircraft and a the space shuttle Enterprise (actually an atmospheric test orbiter that didn't go to space). Again, due to our schedule, I had less time than I would have needed to fully explore Intrepid.

We met up to visit Museum of Sex (*). It was a rather short experience as those things tend to be... Joking aside, there were basically only three exhibitions of which one was an uninteresting one about an artist I'd never heard of, another of animal sexual behavior. Third one was keyword analysis about the kind of porn people are looking for on the internet.

Next we rushed to Empire state building (**) before a scheduled dinner with my aunt. The place was extremely crowded at sunset and we were in a hurry but the views are very nice. In the same building there is an outdated NY Skyride show (*) which is pure waste of time. We chose it because it is one of the Pass attractions. Having insufficient time, we luckily had already enjoyed skyscraper views on Rockefeller Center as well as in Toronto and Chicago. After the dinner in Hell's Kitchen district we enjoyed the huge advertisement screens and the hustle and bustle of Times Square.

View to north/northwest from Empire State Building at dusk

Day six 

On our last day we again went to see different thing. I went to Madame Tussaud's (**) wax museum. The figures are very life-like, especially seen in front of their eyes. But again, the other visitors somewhat diminish your own experience just by being there, nothing to do about it. I went to see the hip Greenwich Village district as the last thing before getting our bags from Roosevelt island and heading for the JFK airport and our flight on an Singapore Airlines A380 superjumbo (***).


Final analysis

New York is HUGE as are many of the attractions. The traffic is crazy and people like to honk a lot. Take the subway! It's easy like this city, just remember to take some time off in the more quiet places like Central Park every now and then.

In general, when visiting a museum, you should check on the home page what there is to see and what you want to see; you might find out there's nothing to see. Also be advised, most big-name places are infested with other tourists. The dilemma with multi-choice passes is that you have a financial incentive to go to as many places as possible. That's when you easily allocate too little time for visits. On the other hand, passes give you structure, a guideline, if you feel overwhelmed by options.

If there's two things I recommend to do in New York, go see the 9-11 Memorial (that's the site, not the 9-11 Tribute Center) and Central Park. It's recommended to make a reservation at 9-11 site but you should get in by standing in line as well.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Washington D.C. / 9. - 11.9

Oli jonkinasteinen kulttuurishokki tulla Las Vegasista takaisin maan pinnalle. Polttariseurueet olivat poissa; aamujuna oli täynnä valkokaulustyöläisiä. Vietimme pääkaupungissa kaksi yötä Elan vanhan tuttavan luona.

Washington on siisti, osin pikkukaupunkimainen paikka, josta löytyy  mielenosoittajia, ilmaisia museoita ja hyvin toimiva julkinen liikenne. Kävimme ensimmäisenä päivänä museossa ja perinteisten nähtävyyksien luona: kävellen Capitolilta Linconlin muistomerkille. Vuokrafillari olisi ollut parempi tapa liikkua. Toisena päivänä ehdimme vielä kävellä Valkoisen talon ympäri.
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Vapaan maan tunnusmerkki on mielipiteenvapaus. 


Kaikenlaiset kahjot ovat siten edustettuina Washingtonissa.



USA:n hallinto perustuu ajatukselle, että valtaa tulee rajoittaa ja hajauttaa useiden toimielinten kesken. Siten kongressi voi halutessaan estää presidentin ajamien ohjelmien rahoituksen. Tämänkertaisen hallintosulun taustalla on Obamacare eli Obaman ajama sosialisoitu sairausvakuutusjärjestelmä, jota kongressin republikaanit eivät sulata. Näin ollen:
  1. Kongressi ei ole vahvistanut budjettikauden 10/2013 - 9/2014 budjettia.
  2. Lain nojalla kaikki vahvistamaton, ei-kriittinen rahoitus liittovaltiolle ja sen virastoille lakkasi 1.10.2013
  3. Seurauksena mm. kansallispuistot ja museot on suljettu, ja 800.000 liittovaltion työntekijää on palkattomalla lomalla
Lopulta Obamacare (virallisesti Affordable Care Act) tulee kaiketi olemaan todellisuutta. Siten USA:n markkinoille tulisi kymmeniä miljoonia uusia terveyspalveluiden kuluttajia, mikä lienee hyväksi hyväksi suomalaiselle medikaaliteknologian viennille...


USA:n kongressi istuu Capitolilla

Valkoisen talon lippu on puolitangossa syyskuun yhdentenätoista. Muutoin 9/11 ei juuri näkynyt katukuvassa.

Presidentti Lincoln voitti sisällissodan, vapautti orjat ja piti Yhdysvallat yhtenäisenä valtiona, ja hänet on siksi nostettu jalustalle USA:ssa.

Varsinkin Chicagossa, Illinoisin osavaltiossa, josta hän oli kotoisin, Lincoln oli läsnä kaikkialla.

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Kansakunnan polarisaatio on käsin kosketeltavissa
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Matkailijalle tärppinä: maksuttomat Smithsonian -instituutin museot kunhan ne jossain vaiheessa taas aukeavat.
Kuva National Air and Space Museum -museosta.
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Muinaisen lentokoneen potkurinnavan takaa löytyy yllätys.






Friday, October 4, 2013

Las Vegas (Sami)

Meillä oli alunperin tarkoitus käydä yhdessä tai useammassa Kalifornian kansallispuistoista (Yosemite, Sequoia, Yellowstone) mutta päätimme, että olemme viiden kuukauden aikana nähneet luontoa ihan tarpeeksi. Lisäksi kolmas isäntäperheemme suositteli paikkaa lämpimästi. Siispä kaasutimme Las Vegasiin. Matka taittuu muutamassa tunnissa Mojaven aavikon halki.

Aavikoissa on jotain sellaista karua kauneutta, joka miellyttää minua.

Las Vegas on mormonien ja mafiosojen rahoilla aavikolle rakennettu viihdekeskus. Se sijaitsee Nevadan osavaltiossa, jossa kasinot ovat osavaltion harvoja tulonlähteitä. Siksi lainsäätäjät ovat ylipäätään päästäneet tällaisen synnin mekan syntymään.

Kun nyt näitä leffaviittauksia on heitelty, niin Kummisetä II sijoittuu ainakin osin Vegasin ympyröihin. Las Vegas ympäristöineen on inspiroinut myös videopeliteollisuutta, esim. GTA San Andreas ja Fallout New Vegas sijoittuvat enemmän tai vähemmän Mojaven aavikon, Vegasin ja Hooverin padon maisemiin.

Primm on Las Vegasin esikartano Kaliforniasta päin tultaessa.

Ainakin minun huumorintajuuni Vegas sopii hyvin. Se on ehkä suosikkini USA:n matkastamme. Polttariporukoiden, katutaiteilijoiden, white trash -luokkaa edustavien pelaajien ja välkkyvien neonvalojen katselu on sen luokan viihde-elämys, että kaupunki on ilman muuta matkan väärti; myös siinä tapauksessa, ettet olisi kiinnostunut uhkapelaamisesta. Erikoista on, että kasinoissa tupakoidaan sisällä. Ilmanvaihto toimii kuitenkin hyvin.

Vegasissa on tarjolla vaikka mitä viihdettä. Meidän vierailumme aikaan kaupungissa esiintyi ainakin Seinfed ja Backstreet Boys. Ensi kerralla haluan ehdottomasti käydä pyssyklubilla ampumassa konekiväärillä. Kolmen vartin ajomatkan päässä on Hooverin pato, jossa käväisimme viimeisenä päivänä.

Olimme kaksi yötä hiukan kulahtaneessa Treasure Island -hotellissa. Varasimme huoneen saapumisiltana kolikkopesulan wlania käyttäen. Suurin osa isoista kasinoista keskittynyt muutaman (ison) korttelin mittaiselle kadunpätkälle nimeltä "The Strip", joten Vegas on siinä mielessä melko kompakti kaupunki. Yksi kortteli sivuun Stripiltä ja olet aavemaisen hiljaisella, rähjäisten motellien täplittämällä esikaupunkialueella. Lisäksi on olemassa "Downtown", jonka läpi ajoimme vain pikaisesti.



Ceasar's Palace on valtava kasinokompleksi, kaiketi Vegasin suurimpia.

Bellagio-kasinon edustalla on säännöllisin väliajoin toistuva vesisuihku/musiikki/valoshow,
mielestäni yksi Vegasin kohokohtia.

Excalibur-kasino

Stratosphere-kasinon huipulla on huvipuisto-härveleitä.

Vegasin gondoleissa on POTKURI, jonka näkee jos oikein zoomaa. Samaan tyyliin kaupungista löytyy mm. Eiffel-torni ja Vapaudenpatsas. Miksi matkustaa, kun kaikki löytyy Vegasista?

Hooverin pato rakennettiin 1930-luvun laman synkimpinä vuosina osana presidentti Hooverin New Deal -elvytystoimia. Vasen puoli on Nevadaa, oikea puoli Arizonaa.
 
Padon uumenissa turistiopas selostaa, miten vesi padossa virtaa. Tätä palvelua ei tätä kirjoitettaessa olisi enää saatavilla, koska kongressin ja Obaman erimielisyyksien takia mm. kaikki kansallispuistot ovat kiinni. (Foxnewsin sisällön osalta vastuu siirtyy lukijalle!)

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